Thoughts on his job:
My coworkers and I are thinking about writing a book. We'll call it, How I Almost Lost My Faith and Committed Murder Working At a Christian Bookstore.
And on the merchandise:
We sell these bumper stickers that say, "Angels protect this car."
I'm probably evil for thinking this, but if I ever see a car with that bumper sticker, I want to run it off the road. Then I'd ask them, "Where were your angels? On their cigarette break?"
Like I said, I'm evil.
Enjoy, and be sure to start from the beginning.